I finished Dark Souls with 0 Deaths (No Cheat)


Oh, oh Here we go, it’s a Pierre I’m so gross and fat you. Okay. Well so far nothing bad is here How do I get in there maybe I can get like a vault? Oh my god, there is a ball ah Huh dude people say this game is hard pathetic. (Subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom) I Love how you see looking at you? Hey, buddy. Why did you come down? Eh, mate Got forgot about that god dammit I know there’s like an area in the beginning that you can kind of choose your way through right? Oh Can you jump down there Right, it looks like Zero dancer one. All right. So we’re starting up the lights from here. I know what happened though, either you crazy son of a snake What the Who threw that who’s ever doing that you’re gonna be pissed off that you did that? Oh I don’t remember how I beat this for us to be honest. Oh shit Kevin jump then you little pussy How did I not hear clearly the strategy is working out impeccably very good so far He’s Bozek claiming me he better not be fast Go go go go go go. Don’t hit me don’t even know us finish at my camera Get up please. All right, so that’s how you do it on the first try whatever come here. This guy’s so annoying. Oh There’s the kick EEP ash, what do you learn to aim in R at school Idiot, she look at my bony ass. I want to have a thick ass it’s not pop All right. All right He doesn’t actually go inside the fire, oh he does ha Ha ha he’s gonna fall for it three times. Don’t call pizza. Don’t go beat the bleep No all again I get one mole again, that’s right pretty bad To Milligan’s you get to Mulligan’s. Ah What I’m like ah oi oi He’s all you’re gonna die or you can’t die goddamn stop it away boy is my new best friend Oh god, this this is a bad idea. Here we go. It’s a party. Yeah, yeah Oh Where’s your friend, huh? Yeah Thank you. Ollie zero. Depp’s pretty good. So far slower roll is good for this fight Do plays there’s shit? How long does this happen? Keep presenting yourself. That’s right. That’s right. Come to flat feet Double hit No, oh oh god, oh Oh You can’t hit me. I’m Swedish. Listen meatballs all come to poppy We have to go friend So this is where you meet a Dark Knight that can actually drop a really good weapon cuz this is how the speedrunners do it, right? They just run here Cool so literally he doesn’t know How do I do the thing how do I do the thing? Oh Oh I get the Black Knight Halbert we have the Hulbert so it should be really fun strong Let’s go gamers zero. That’s okay. Here we go Oh, Fight day we week gaming week. Let’s do this gamer to gamer I feel like I’m not prepared at all Okay starts off with that I’m stuck. That’s all right It’s gaming week Count them for me boys count them for me. Can I just one shot it? Nice knowing yet. I Remember this oh That’s why I remember it 9 year olds look away. Oh wow. It’s a cute little snake what an easy boss. Oh my god Go for the knees boys here. Oh, that’s this place sucks. It feels like actually going down sewers Oh, God look at these big boys Whoa Welcome to Blighttown maybe try and fight him over somewhere else That’s what I think of you and your shitty town cool So we’re still at the beginning of this god-awful in place. I go down there. There’s a guy there. Let’s go gamer time Don’t use those giant rocks Emmie. All right Jay says cool. Are there enough noted noted? All right. Kayo some cool lug more like ugly girl, I Forgot about the explosion. It doesn’t count if you’re eager, ‘ls kill you. It’s the first rule of Dark Souls Can you freak off with the stones Literally no more stones. See you don’t have stuff. Where did he get this from? I don’t know when they’re throwing them. It’s really Stop with the stones, please. Oh, no, it was poison. I wasn’t paying attention. It doesn’t count if you were not paying attention Look at that. Oh Yeah, getting them good over here doing a lot of damage big on talked zero deaths. That’s how it’s done Thank you very much. Jump here. What look at that. I ride the ferris wheel This is epic one time epic a bee bee no one asks clearly No one asked me and now we climbed very epic bush. Alright, alright Buzz off He pushed me to be pushed me How can be push How can be pushed I’ll get it up how I wear skirt You know, what’s the lamest animal ever made? That’s right. Ah No, not again. God not like this. Oh It’s okay. Okay, just keep keep running All right, we jump here. It’s cool Boys I just want to talk skirt gang skirt gang this time. I’m ready while you sit Hello, oh My god, what onion got me killed you idiot? Wait was I not supposed to kill him? Trap ahead. Huh? What’s happened to me? Ah No skirt, get hurt. Oh wow I don’t know if you guys noticed but he’s bombing the place He’s farming the play he’s bumping the game a way Scart game. All right. I’ve had enough of your balls Skirt gang Why is his weapon so overpowered? No, no No, oh my god, dude. Chill. Oh my god. There’s two of them Oh, you can’t hit me skirt. They’re shooting for her boobs, dude. How is that even legal? You see that deaf counter we played so far I don’t know how many hours But the lot of hours have been playing no dice Zero death has occurring that’s been occurring has occurred Bottom got the gamers. What are you gonna do? There’s a pillar there. That’s so embarrassing He’s so embarrassed I missed you call that a swing. Oh god. Oh god First ripe pictures What is that weapon and how did you get it Oh, Old strength no skill. This is the best part big titty and him a girlfriend Hallelujah They are so large, she’s so largely the sad part about this Is that all thoughts must be exterminated F’s in the chat So fucking anime, I’m sorry Oh No what it died? No, oh my god, I was trying to hit Pat it Keanu Reeves wants to know your location Oh God. We’re a better bounce Bonfire ahead where oh, hey check back. I don’t remember this He’s sucking me. Oh, my god is ever old three or four of them gonna suck me. Oh, My god it fucking suck again You get this son Now eyes gonna jump me ah It doesn’t count if the treasure eats you. That’s the number one rule of dark so You have to destroy. Oh, yeah Hahaha, oh it’s getting chopped. Oh, it’s getting chopped. Oh, it’s getting chopped Oh, it’s chopped gamers jump jump to pay to win weapon. Oh You can do a shortcut here watch this gamers Just as planned Gamers. Oh, yeah, that’s a shortcut baby. Oh god. It’s the wheels. Oh It’s the wheels. It’s the wheels. Oh, it’s they goddamn wheels. Oh, they don’t stop Oh God oh we did it. Thank God That was close. Ah All right hardest boss of the game. Here we go gamers. Oh My god, oh God Hmm No, oh god, are there other things out there? Hello Hey get out of the way Get out of the way get out of the way. Get out of the way gamer. He’s slapping my ass. Ah I have a lantern no lanters are for pussies. Oh Yes, I remember this bald son of a bitch oh Thanks, how about you go first, I’ll follow you. Look how much treasure That’s awesome Why I pushed him that makes no sense I just got on my why oh god, is there anything down here? Oh Well, what the hell are you doing down here There gamer get out of here. It’s dangerous. Oh God I killed her. I’m sorry. Ah, hey look guys, there’s a way ah, Okay, how do I fight? Neither? I completely forgot what? Bad no, not now, I’m drinking slurp. Woo It’s called timing Gaming week By all right gamers it’s card time Bedlam chaos more like my bed Oh God. Oh that Now imagine having 20s this blast is still fine I’m almost a gamer. They left to fight hand just go down – damn it. No Are you getting Maybe a week is over get me with you some game a way Gaming Got to be careful, we have zero deaths are you kidding are you All right guess I got a restart, okay, so we’re back I replayed the game Jamie wig Gang praise the Sun my gamers Hope you guys enjoyed this video smash like if you enjoyed subscribe if you haven’t we’re almost at a hundred million I wanted this video to mark the end of gaming week. We’ve been live streaming this as often as I can It’s been really really fun and it’s been fun to bring back gaming to this channel, but all things must come to an end so therefore That’s it game a week over

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