WELCOME TO THE “LATE SHOW.” IMYOUIM– I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHO WATCHED THE SHARK THING? I DID. ANY OF YOU GUYS WATCH IT OVER THERE?>>Jon: I DIDN’T SEE IT.>>Stephen: IT WAS AMAZING. AND IT WASN’T REAL. BUT IT WAS AMAZING. BUT I LIKE A LITTLE BREAK FROM REALITY RIGHT